pleatedjeans:


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videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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rubycosmos:

marielikestodraw:

Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/

He said it, he said the thing.

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evilgrimace:

I’m gonna need you to put’em waaay up inside your butthole, Morty.

Instagram @rickandmortyclips

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thinkmexican:

“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.”
- George Orwell

thinkmexican:

“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.”

- George Orwell

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from Spirited Away

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pokemon-global-academy:

  • Pokemon Snap (1999)

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ilovecharts:

You are Made of Chemically-Rich Galaxy-Gut Atoms.

“The very molecules that make up your body, the atoms that construct the molecules, are traceable to the crucibles that were once the centres of high mass stars that exploded their chemically rich guts into the galaxy, enriching pristine gas clouds with the chemistry of life. We are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, and to the rest of the universe atomically. It’s not that we are better than the universe, we are part of the universe. We are in the universe and the universe is in us.”
– Neil deGrasse Tyson

This week, Maggie illustrates a quote from Paul Graham.

ilovecharts:

You are Made of Chemically-Rich Galaxy-Gut Atoms.

“The very molecules that make up your body, the atoms that construct the molecules, are traceable to the crucibles that were once the centres of high mass stars that exploded their chemically rich guts into the galaxy, enriching pristine gas clouds with the chemistry of life. We are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, and to the rest of the universe atomically. It’s not that we are better than the universe, we are part of the universe. We are in the universe and the universe is in us.”

– Neil deGrasse Tyson

This week, Maggie illustrates a quote from Paul Graham.

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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